WAS WONDER WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF KUNAL KAPOOR CALLED ME, WHAT WOULD I SAY????

tring tring, phone rings at these times and this is what i would say:

9. a.m. : kunal, i am getting late for college, and cant bunk, cuz of a shortage, later... bye

10.a.m. : going for breakfast, later..the last eat was last evening,

11 a.m. : sorry kunal, friends plan to go for movie, call me three hours later..

2 p.m. : listen, i just got out of the movie, it sucked, will go warn the world not to watch it, call me after that. by the way, dont watch d movie, waste of money and time

3 p.m. : hi there, am free now... sorry my boyfren is calling me, hav'nt spoken to him in days.. later ya... dont mind no?

4. p.m.: hi, driving now kunal...pls call me back in sometime

5 p.m.: still driving ya, you know bangalore traffic no...

6 p.m: hi ya, watching the simpsons, cant miss it,.,, later, promise will tell u story.. bye bye bye....

7 p.m. : hi, mom yelling, hav'nt touched my books, will perform some self education now...later pal

8 p.m. : (line busy - cuz its official gossip with girl's time)

9 p.m. : kunu.. having dinner, will choke if i talk now,.. later

10 p.m. : havnt seen t.v. in days, pls later....

11 p.m. : checking mail ya.. important ones,,, later

12 : ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring ring.,................ (obviously i have dozed off in front of the comp like usual)

see, so i am a very busy person, dont bother calling.... just message me.

p.s.: Kunal Kapoor is a hot actor in the indian cinema these days.